There are just a few days left to vote for the Winter 2010 Tammys.

Vote...because Santa says so!

I've been sitting around waiting for Hermie to show up. He's probably out shagging some winged fruitcake hippie, off in Greece.

Greece...now there's a shithole of a country for you. The land of lube and olives. People running around in togas, throwing plates on the floor. Dixie invented paper plates, just after going to Greece. They suck, the bunch of pussies.

Anyway, since he's not around, I'll take over the smiting duties. One of the gods, who shall be nameless, because he's in the hippie god protection program, gave me his staff for a week. So, I'm doing the Tammy smiting.

Get your smite on, right here. While smiting is technically free, you cheap bastards need to think about getting something for nothing. Don't piss off the festively plump temp God with a staff. Pie is good. Cheezy Poofs and YooHoo are good, too.

Nobody tell Hermie I stole his gig. You know how butthurt those god hippie types get.

Okay kids, the Tammy tradition is back. Eric "GodSmacker" Cartman is here to open up a can of Smiting Whoop Ass, so get ready.

Smiting...a Tammy tradition since 2005, now done by me. Respect my authority, and get in line.

OOC: Hermes hasn't been around, and people were lamenting no smites this time, so Cartman was recruited by Zeus, who will be helping, to deliver smites. Of course, if Hermes returns, Cartman will share...maybe. *ggg* Zeus is actually the force behind this.

All in fun, no wank, no one has to play along who doesn't want to. Be nice and have fun.

The Hsu Family, and their allies, thank everyone for the nominations received, and urge voters to remember the Empire of Boukun, with it's moon of Tabar. Our allies and our enemies all know that this family stands united.

And...we look pretty damn good, while we do it.

Many pictures...some not work appropriate for mild nudity:
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Hello, Tammy voters!

I'm not usually one to promote myself, but I wanted to thank everyone for my nominations. I especially want to note that Andy and I are NOT funny looking or mismatched. And...I can prove it.

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Mr. President, I'm honored to be running against you for Most Presidential. You've served your country well, and I can only hope my political career has as much impact as yours.

And, with that said:

Bring. It. ON.

In a few years I'll be in the Oval Office, this will be MY country, and I will be the best President the world has ever known. I'm also MUCH hotter than you. The ladies love me.

The Rules…we haz them!

1. You may vote with up to SIX (6) MUSES.

2. You may vote on this post (all comments are screened), or you may vote by email to tammyawards2009@yahoo.com.

3. You do not have to be on the eligible list to vote. However, you did have to be on there to be nominated, so only those on that list can and will win.

4. You must vote with the letter and/or username of the muse or community.

5. Voting will end on Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 5PM, Pacific US Time.

6. Write in votes will be acknowledged, but cannot win.

7. Anyone caught cheating, or creating wank, will be cheerfully disqualified.


( SECTION SIX - RANDOMOSITY )

The Rules.. we haz them!

1. You may vote with up to SIX (6) MUSES.

2. You may vote on this post (all comments are screened), or you may vote by email to tammyawards2009@yahoo.com

3. You do not have to be on the eligibles list to vote. However, you did have to be on there to be nominated, so only those on the list can and will win.

4. You must vote with the letter and/or username of the muse or community.

5. Voting will end on Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 5PM, Pacific US Time.

6. Write in votes will be acknowledged but cannot win.

7. Anyone caught cheating, or creating wank will be cheerfully disqualified.

( Section Five )

The Rules…we haz them!

1. You may vote with up to SIX (6) MUSES.

2. You may vote on this post (all comments are screened), or you may vote by email to tammyawards2009@yahoo.com.

3. You do not have to be on the eligibles list to vote. However, you did have to be on there to be nominated, so only those on that list can and will win.

4. You must vote with the letter and/or username of the muse or community.

5. Voting will end on Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 5PM, Pacific US Time.

6. Write in votes will be acknowledged, but cannot win.

7. Anyone caught cheating, or creating wank, will be cheerfully disqualified.


( SECTION FOUR - WRITING )

The Rules.. we haz them!

1. You may vote with up to SIX (6) MUSES.

2. You may vote on this post (all comments are screened), or you may vote by email to tammyawards2009@yahoo.com

3. You do not have to be on the eligibles list to vote. However, you did have to be on there to be nominated, so only those on the list can and will win.

4. You must vote with the letter and/or username of the muse or community.

5. Voting will end on Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 5PM, Pacific US Time.

6. Write in votes will be acknowledged but cannot win.

7. Anyone caught cheating, or creating wank will be cheerfully disqualified.

( Section Three )

The Rules.. we haz them!

1. You may vote with up to SIX (6) MUSES.

2. You may vote on this post (all comments are screened), or you may vote by email to tammyawards2009@yahoo.com

3. You do not have to be on the eligibles list to vote. However, you did have to be on there to be nominated, so only those on the list can and will win.

4. You must vote with the letter and/or username of the muse or community.

5. Voting will end on Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 5PM, Pacific US Time.

6. Write in votes will be acknowledged but cannot win.

7. Anyone caught cheating, or creating wank will be cheerfully disqualified.

( Section Two )

The Rules…we haz them!

1. You may vote with up to SIX (6) MUSES.

2. You may vote on this post (all comments are screened), or you may vote by email to tammyawards2009@yahoo.com.

3. You do not have to be on the eligibles list to vote. However, you did have to be on there to be nominated, so only those on that list can and will win.

4. You must vote with the letter and/or username of the muse or community.

5. Voting will end on Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 5PM, Pacific US Time.

6. Write in votes will be acknowledged, but cannot win.

7. Anyone caught cheating, or creating wank, will be cheerfully disqualified.


( SECTION ONE - VISUAL SLEAZE, PERSONAL CHEESE )

Nominations are now closed!

Look for voting to start possibly tonight or tomorrow morning.

I've been relaxing, this last year. Let my hair grow. Took up macrame and jewelry beading. Tried to become a dadgum vegetablarium, but broccoli gives me the farts.

So, anyway, old Barry went and got himself a Nobell. No bell, is right. Peace prize? I mean, seriously, piece of what? Piece of my mind, that's what I'd like to give that young whippersnapper.

But I'll settle for something better. Tammys are the highest prize that a guy like me can strive for, so I'm reaching out to you, the American people. Well, except for you folks that ain't the Americans, but that's all right, you can be American for this. Unless, of course, you don't have to be American to vote. Then you can be whatever you all want to be. We'll have a Tammy kind of "don't ask, don't smell".

Now, I learned my lesson, about bad campaigning. So I'll give you some good pictures of me, and you can see why I should get lots of those Tammy thingamabobs.
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JUST A REMINDER!

You've got till this Friday, December 11, 2009 to get your nominations in!

The voting will be going up this weekend and I'm sure we'll be seeing some campaigning after that.

Have fun!